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Mental Mono

The act of using as much of your sick time as possible when you know you are leaving your present job and knowing that you will not be paid out for your sick time. This results in you being out sick for an extended period of time. Due to the long absence you claim you have mono. There is a two week minimum requirement for mental mono.
"Is Dave okay, he has been out sick for awhile?"

"He is fine, he has had mental mono since Penn State offered him the job."

"Good for him, way to burn up his sick time."
by Dave Pennell January 15, 2009
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mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )
I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon
by Lord Buck February 23, 2009
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Mantasha

She is a great person by heart. She is one of those who gets matured earlier then they should because life wasnt't easy and fair to them though Mantasha keeps smiling. She will always try to keep every person near her happy. She's a KEEPER. She is very emotional kinda person but pretends she is hard as rock. If ure having a person name Mantasha in your life do not let them go because she already have seen so much in her life that losing her important people hurts her so much.
Friend 1 : She is such a gem.
Friend 2 : Yeah; Shez Mantasha
by Her bf ! November 23, 2021
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Mental Predator

A highly educated insecure person that makes themselves feel better about who they are by starting a conversation and asking others what they think, then using all of thier knowledge to badger a person into seeing why they are wrong.
Genius: hey man what do you think about evolution?
Average guy: I think we were created
Genius: I went to the best universities and read many books on the subect. All of the most brilliant minds in the world agree with me.
Average guy: Well thats your opinion, i just dont agree with it.
Genius: What education do you have? Obviously your opinion has nothing to back it up so you must be wrong and im right.
Average Guy: Your a mental Predator! You asked me for my opinion then you proceed to tell me that with your superior intellect and education I must be wrong and your right, so why ask me my opinion anyway?
by Rad56 August 26, 2012
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maintaining

keeping your cool no matter what happens. used in keeping a certain way about you.
"maintaining rock-on status"
by filter January 25, 2005
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Mental Wall

Also known as an 'emotional wall'

An imaginary barrier that someone puts up to avoid or protect themselves from something.

Usually seen in people who've had or are going through troubled or hard times.
Blake: Everly won't talk to me

Braden: Yeah, she's put up a mental wall

Blake: Why?

Braden: Her patents got divorced and I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to get close to us, only to end up like her parents.
by Red M June 9, 2016
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my mental health

My mental health does not exist :3
by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021
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