by Zeros Mayhem January 31, 2009
Get the Mandalarity mug.(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.
Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.
by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009
Get the Mandatoria mug.Any day of the week when men get together and do manly things. This can include any or all of the following; making beef jerkey, shitting with the door open, talking about pussy, golfing, drinking, smoking, visiting strip clubs, watching sporting events, etc.
Broham, let's have a Manday next Friday. I smuggled in some Cubans from my trip to Cabo and am dying to play that sick course down south.
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The overused nickname for anyone cursed with the name Amanda. Contrary to popular belief, it is far from clever.
by amanda April 3, 2005
Get the Manda Panda Bear mug.A Mindaugas is someone who suffers from autism, but has an IQ of 130 (tested by an online quiz). Mindaugas is a very tall man and everyone else to him is a full on midget. He will flatter you with his brilliant humour, inspired by Hotline Miami memes.
Person 1: Oh my god, is that Mindaugas? He fucked me so hard yesterday with his big Lithuanian sausage I could barely walk after that.
Person 2: I know right? He's a big man, innit?
Person 2: I know right? He's a big man, innit?
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