A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
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Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
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Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
by Mr Stability February 5, 2010
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by mikeisanass January 7, 2010
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by rock55on41 May 27, 2017
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