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Microsoft Windows

1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
I use Microsloth Winblows...errr I mean Microsoft Windows
by Malice September 16, 2003
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microskirt

An especially short miniskirt, abbreviated to the point of being dangerous to wear outside of a theatrical venue, as the brevity of the hemline does not provide the necessary coverage an otherwise more full-length skirt would provide. Microskirts are frequently the "skirt of choice" for prostitutes, exotic dancers, or women who simply like to attract attention (see: "Go Hoochie") and/or like to live dangerously.
Paula was wearing a microskirt when she got propositioned on the street. She should have known better!
by GoHoochie September 22, 2009
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Microsoft-minute

The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.
According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!
by Michael Gaston October 23, 2012
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Microsoft Game Studios

The team at Microsoft that works on publishing Games for the Xbox and PC that Microsoft sees fit to sponsor and put their money behind.
They produce Counter Strike, for Xbox and are incharge of Rareware.
by Impstrong April 21, 2004
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Micro$hit

A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...
"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"

"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"
by Nsider May 24, 2004
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microsite

Male, Female, Microsite
I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.

As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.
by Mr Nija December 4, 2013
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microsoft

M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
O ur
S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers
What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe
by julienLee May 16, 2006
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