lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 25, 2012

Michtard

A man who calls innocent children ugly, or posers.

Person 1:"Thats the michtard"
Person 2: "I don't want to be called ugly!"
Person 1: "Then o lets fricken run!"

by xxlaughymouth7d April 26, 2010

Minetard

Minecraft retard. Sucks at it, and is a n00b.

Thinks redstone is ruby.

Thinks lapis is sapphire, which technically it is. In the game, there is no 'sapphire'.

Thinks emeralds make tools, and armor, a along with 'ruby', stone, etc.

stone and wood make tools not armor.

Minetarded person- wood, y u no make armor.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Mineta

A god taking the form of a humanoid grape

"I like ze titty-Mineta"

by ViperPilotSolid June 23, 2021

Minoru Mineta

hes a lil bitch who likes to spy on girls fuck him

friend: whos Minoru Mineta
me: EW WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

by allhailYagamiYato October 27, 2020

Mices

The left over beer in the bottom of a glass/can/bottle that no one ever wants to finish.

Friend- "Dude, there's still some beer left in this bottle!"
Dude- "Neh, that's just the mices. Spill it out!"

Friend- "Yo, finish your mices!"
Chick- "But it's flat and gross!"

Me- "Come on guys! Stop wasting your mices! There are sober kids in Africa!!!"

by Allie "Belle" Katt January 26, 2014