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Mew mew

When that youtuber goes crazy over an imaginary cat
Mysticat doing a I make your stupid Minecraft ideas video, random commenter: Make mew mew. Mysticat: MEW MEWWWWW
by I am you jk no December 18, 2022
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Mew Mew Shoot

This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.
Trey got to enter the mew mew shoot and he swore he spoke with Jesus and he told him to nut inside.
by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023
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Mew Mew Rocca

Sparky! Drop the Mew Mew Rocca! Now!
by ScubaKatPNW August 27, 2023
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Mewing

Mewing is a myth that high school band kids believe will make them more attractive. This is apart of the incel belief of "look maxxing" that involves taking basic care of yourself and thinking that looking hot will get you laid. Those that partake in Mewing are also often times not allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school
Incel: I've just started mewing and I'm already seeing results
Incel 2: Same, I can't wait for Stacy's to hop on my dick
Normal Person: You both are fucking dorks, go outside and interact with real people
by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023
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Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
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a mew

that thing that you watch at night
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
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Mew's Middies Day

A National Holiday where we celebrate a Thai Treasure - Mew's Middies (MEW + TIDIES). First coming into the limelight
in August 2020, the start of 2021 was a dark time for the middie, with even social activists getting involved to
#FreeTheMiddie.
Finally around October 2021 our calls for more middies start to work with the imfamous "back on track' instagram posts,
leading up to the heart attack inducing 'check, check, check' post.
Bestie wake up, it's the 24th August and Mew's posted his middies to celebrate Mew's Middies Day
by Unicorn Moni August 24, 2022
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