i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

distance myself

im not fucking with you

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while

by poca21 May 9, 2015

Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.

If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

fuck myself

Masturbate.

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.

by ElDragonChan March 13, 2009

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019