Mermaid surprise 

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

Mermaid surprise by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Mermaid's Purse 

A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.

John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.

Mermaid's Purse by Kenty G. June 20, 2006

mermaid lounging 

Going to swinger house parties.

So whatcha got planned for the weekend?

Going Mermaid Lounging. How bout you?

mermaid lounging by [e-mail] January 17, 2017

Mermaid Tail 

A mermaid tail is a costume (usually made of swimsuit fabric, silicone or rubber) that can either be swimmable or just for show.
A mermaid tail allows you to look and feel like a mermaid by putting your feet into a fin covered by fabric to look just like the magical creature.

I can’t wait to get my Mermaid Tail for Christmas.

Mermaid Tail by Bubbly Gummy May 2, 2018

Mermaid tits 

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.

'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'

Mermaid tits by Bad pam March 6, 2009

Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.

"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."

Mermaid Cigarette by Starboyjuice October 19, 2012

Mermaid Style 

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle

Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.

Mermaid Style by The one and only Biggie Smalls September 7, 2011