merk

The sound my dad makes when he snores. Now every time we want to say "Dad", we say "the merk-maker."

"The merk-maker's leaving s for his aunt's funeral.

by ufo May 3, 2005

merk

to do something really well, to feel like you've done something really well.

i MERKED that exam!

by wexywebb June 14, 2009

Merk

to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook

Dumb chick: "Hey check out this guy who added me on facebook! He's totally hot but it says he's in a relationship so I went to his girlfriend's page and she's so not as hot as me! And then I went to her friends list and she's friends with my ex! So, I checked out his wall and there aren't any comments from her so I guess I won't have to kick her ass..."
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!

by Elsie McElliot June 13, 2012

merk

While commonly meaning to severely injure someone, to merk can also mean to eat large quantities of food in a very short span of time, usually while under the influence of marijuana. Because of the effects of marijuana, one is usually unable to stop eating for quite some time, and substantial amounts of food can be eaten.

Merking is usually done to food which is delicious, but not particularly healthy for you. McDonalds, donuts, pancakes, ice cream, and other things of that nature.

Where as one usually merks food, one can also merk a kitchen, which simply means to eat everything in that kitchen.

"Haha, I can't believe we bought 4 dozen donuts and merked them all!"

"Um, sorry I merked half your kitchen last night, man."

by LaUltima July 27, 2009

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

Lady Merk

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

by Ugotit January 3, 2008

Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face

Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.

by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009