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Memory of a rock 

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.
“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes
Memory of a rock by anonymous April 3, 2023

Memory dream 

Dream you remember as an adult
“My memory dream has started again, i wonder if it means anything
“You’re overthinking it”
Memory dream by M.MARTINJ February 15, 2025

Memory Hostage

The practice of threatening your mind with an unpleasant memory to force it to produce information you can't recall.

While other memory techniques require practice and discipline, using Memory Hostage only requires a willingness to remember your most unpleasant experiences in great detail.
Rupert squinted slightly as he willed his memory to serve him through an inner Memory Hostage monologue. "Come on you bastard... give me my wife's birth date. Give me the date or I'll remember what my stepfather looked like naked while he had a moustache..."
Memory Hostage by CatNumberFour March 21, 2026

Memory of an elephant

The exact opposite of the memory of a goldfish.
My memory is so great I have the memory of an elephant, even if I memorize an autistic fact here and there.

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.
If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

memory is full

person: yo bro, my memory is full on my android..

person 2: why don't you do it #yourself?
memory is full by amyUrban99 May 22, 2026