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melodyoutsold 

The funniest person I know and she’s my mutual one of my top 3 actually ANDDDD her account went viral over night (as it should) because she’s a queen and she slayed the house as we know.
melodyoutsold ended all ur favs including that flop called “fantazticc”💀whatever that means
melodyoutsold by sundeclinear December 12, 2021

Best Melon 

A person that never judges me, that never pretends to be someone she's not around me, I don't try to be anyone else around her either. A person that is never embarrassed by my weirdness and just acts weird along with me.
Message me when you see this . Best Melon
Best Melon by Micheal Smith Jr November 12, 2009

Holy Melon 

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
Holy Melon by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

My Melody 

Seriously though. My Melody literally tortures her through sheer ignorance.
My Melody by Anony. Res September 14, 2023

Gellin' with her melons 

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.
guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."

Melon Muncher 

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.
You see that melon muncher over there?