megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

megia

Understanding, wild, fun, crazy, outgoing.
loved by everyone, super popular.
america's next top model.
super smart. really bitchy.

Megia is very fun to be with. She is always late to parties, school etc. She will make you wanna go blonde. She is very unique and independent.

by donnaannterese January 9, 2008

Megative

The absolute opposite of negative, even more so than positive.

Franklin: "Dude, she has lots of money and huge titties!"
Stuart Skauge: "Megative!"

by Tween October 6, 2005

mediterranean

the sea between Africa and Europe and the middle East with countries including spain, greece, italy, turkey, morocco etc. Usually mediterranean weather is hot and dry.

Also a race including greece, spain southern italy, morrocco, egypt,palestine, turkey, tunisia etc.

the mediterranean is very beautiful!

by LatinaKaterina December 1, 2004

Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.

Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

by MSWSB! June 19, 2011

Megathrust

1. An incredibly awesome metal band made up of geology students from Humboldt!

2. A type of earthquake that occurs at convergent plate boundaries.

"My mama was adopted, my daddy wore a toupee, he brushed his teeth with vagisil, my mama laughed all day...wheeeee megathrust!"

"This earthquake can be classified as a megathrust quake."

by Silurian Swagger January 26, 2011

Megatron Slut

A girl Who is unbelievably slutty. She tries to have sex with all the people u know, and she tries to play it off when caught. Is often desperate for some kind of sexual encounter, but can never achieve it due to their easiness. Thrives on the presence of cack.

Amanda: Luis, I love you.
Luis: no.
Amanda: Brandon, I love you.
Brandon: no.
Amanda: Russel, I love you.
Russell: Bitch you're a megatron slut.
Prince: come here amanda, i'll give oyu the love.
Amanda: ok. at least 1 of the friends are nice.

by Liiteking91 April 28, 2009