medical

often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.

joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though

by wankfest September 16, 2004

medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

musically

An app that wil make you commit suicide

<Weird girl that doesn't get attention> Look at this musically i made
<Me> *Commits suicide*

by JacobSaggyTitties March 15, 2017

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH September 30, 2017

Musically

A social media platform in which 13 year olds that think they’re cool lip sync to music and vines because they are unoriginal and can’t think of their own comedy. Think of it as an unfunny version of vine

Did you see Jacob sartorious’ new musically? Yeah, he lip syncs to a vine!

by Sarahmac334 March 2, 2018