Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013