reverse mortgage

To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.

Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"

Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!

Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.

by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008

brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

by JyL. June 11, 2006

McOctogon

Eight whole beef paties, eight stacks of american cheese, two sesame seed buns from McDonalds.

The McDonalds cashier had to get her manager after the clearly intoxicated man ordered an off menu item: The McOctogon.

by Ryan Grote October 3, 2009

mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

Morthan

Morthan - more than something ; excess , over the required

Bill had a morthan fun when he had a fall and rested for three weeks playing video games all day .

by Neahtheprincess December 21, 2019

Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

Morta

When Ginevra doesn't have anything to say, equivalent to the common Tumblr expression "I'm literally dead fr"

Guy : I love popsicles
Ginevra: Morta

by pighyboy June 5, 2022