maxicise

To work out the triceps and biceps by tearing paper plates.

D00d, my arms are so sore today!

What did you do last night?

I maxicised for an hour while perusing the white pages.

by Thepersonwhocameupwiththisword December 13, 2009

maxcheeks

Someone extra slow, smells like ass, and sucks at life.

Dude, you are so maxcheeks! You cant even catch a frisby!

by iheartlinsly November 12, 2009

matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego

Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector

by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016

Kissy Match

A romantic couple.

Congrats to Keith and Kathleen on their new kissy match.

by TigerToe November 2, 2014

ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Matchbox 20

A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002

Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."

by JacoLnternSymtom November 5, 2003