mau5turbate

to pleasure oneself while listening to the eargasmic sounds of deadmau5

Strobe just came on and I couldn't help but vigorously mau5turbate.

by zogmatic November 16, 2011

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.

Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!

by williamez September 10, 2010

Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Pulse Malta

"Pulse Malta" is a student political organization that is based in Junior College, MCAST and University of Malta. This organization is full of spasticated people that have nothing else to do with their life. The organization considers people as votes and stops talking to their voters once the election is over. Once they are elected they also do nothing to change things within the school. Pulse and other student organizations are hated by most students but there are some spasticated nonces that enjoy their work.

Nathan. "Where do you go to school?"

Kieran. "I go to Junior College and I am with Pulse Malta"

Nathan. "Get away from me you spasticated nonce"

by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020

dirty malte

The deffinition of the worlds sexiest person who is also as atractive on the inside as they are to look at. A very likeable person who knows many people fairly well but only have a few real OG’s by their side.

Oh look there is dirty malte, I can’t stop looking, he is so hot.

I’m going to dirty malte later, he said there was a party with all his friends at his house.

by dirtymalte April 15, 2020

Malty

The taste or feeling of Malt.

-Whilst sipping beer-
Mmm, I'd say this is a bit malty wouldst thou not agree?

by Hadjisan September 7, 2006