Matty Haysom 

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

Matty Haysom by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Matty Roberts 

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

Matty Roberts by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Matty's Server

Dead Server in discord.

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}

Matty's Server by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020

Matty Tayler 

He is the best person ever ! so sweet

Matty Tayler is king

Matty Tayler by Daddy888 March 11, 2021

matty ice 

matty ice can be a nickname for boys named Matt or Matthew, but boys with this nickname are pretty goated and they are normally really nice, but when he is mad he is going too mad and does not care much about what you have to say, he will trust you if you are close with him and he is hard to choice(doesn't know what to say or do is confused)
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.

girl 1: im going out with matt

girl 2 : matty ice, LUCKY ASF

matty ice by audriiiii January 25, 2022

Matty Grimes 

Has the biggest dick on the planet.

Matty Grimes has the biggest dick on the planet.

Matty Grimes by Minu123 April 18, 2022

Matty Platty 

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

Matty Platty by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022