Math

Mental Abuse To Humans
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....

Teacher: Hello kids, todays warmup question will be "What is 459(20x-12)x3+42y if y equals 27 and x equals 45?"

Student: Why must we learn this?

Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life

Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)

Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.

by KJayyyyyyy January 16, 2014

Math

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Math is worse than sitting in an electric chair.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

Mathed

A made up word for idiots to use instead of saying doing math.

I'm too lazy to say that I added the tip on the receipt , so instead I will say I mathed it, simply to sound more ignorant!

by ShellG September 25, 2016

mathing

What you are doing when completing math homework.

"Hey, want a cookie?" No, i'm MATHING!!"

by blaez kat January 30, 2015

Math

Means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Guy1: Dude i failed at my math exam
Guy2: I know. math means mental abuse to humans

by Theoden King February 8, 2014

Math

The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.

Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test
It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all

by IHATEPEOPLEUSINGMYPSEUDONYM November 23, 2010

math

It's all about numbers.

Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.

by Jonathan FeBland May 9, 2007