it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
"Masturbation source of recreation"
by brianna is hot August 12, 2005
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"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"
by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011
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Get the Masturbation mug.The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.
by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 19, 2010
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"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"
"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"
"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"
"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
by Dr Phew August 17, 2011
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