mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021

Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus

It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.

by Packets December 25, 2022

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Mashlicate

Term describing the actions taken by 30-something year old computer nerds who lust after Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

dude, mike just mashlicated while he was on that full house tribute website.

by shiftdelete June 18, 2003

mastsacter

virgin of having sex through the ear (bojowa)

Since i didn't have bojowa'd i am a mastsacter.

by CMG Ballin February 24, 2008