mastertasking

to do something unrelated while masturbating.

Jeff Simmonds likes to masturbate to porn while listening to basketball. He is mastertasking

by CrankMonkey August 1, 2012

Mastervaping

Vaporizing while in bed or on something comfortable.

Eric: "Cam are you mastervaping again?"
Cam: "Why yes I am."

by Aceof24 December 1, 2013

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

Mastulbaking

The art of Masturbating whilst simultaneously riding a German Goat.

Ah yeah mate, i totally started Mastulbaking whilst watching the discovery channel!

by PrinceBigD1k January 3, 2018

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

masturbatingly

The action of, or steps leading up to, masturbating when something visibly arousing is taking place within one's line of sight

He watched the neighbor through her window masturbatingly as she changed

by Casdaddy September 8, 2020

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021