maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Marion

Tight, really tight

"mum can i borrow 50p?"
"no"
(you've just been marionized)

by twilightactuallover March 8, 2009

Marion Massage

The act of a man massaging a woman's butthole until a turd falls out. The poop is then transferred to the woman's hand, and then the woman massages it into the man's butthole. Named after Marion, Ohio.

Steve: So what'd you and Lexie do last night?
Jim: Marion Massage
Steve: Lucky guy!

by convojake February 23, 2011

Marson

A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.

Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!

by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019

Marlon Brando Syndrome

Marlon Brando Syndrome (MBS) refers to the unfortunate condition affecting some celebrities. They may be incredibly attractive in their younger years, but become ridiculously unattractive in their later years. It is nearly impossible to detect MBS until it is too late.

Brigitte Bardot was total fox back in the day, but have you seen a current picture of her? Another sad case of Marlon Brando Syndrome.

by jananana August 27, 2009

maroon

1. A color between red and brown
2. A stupid person; a fool

1. She's wearing maroon pants
2. "What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

Marion

An all around cool guy/girl that hangs out with any crowd or all crowds. in the end they'll end up bein your best FRIEND! Also they have a natural talent in sports.

Hey, you no that Marion kid.

Yea, why?
Hes/shes cool isnt he/she?
Yea!

by Manimal542 March 6, 2010