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Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.
I am malcolmed
by Malcolm November 29, 2003
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Maisoon

Noun; unbelievably hot females that are very rare on this planet; one that possesses the body of a Goddess.

Their beauty is unreal; all the chicks are jealous and all the guys want a piece of that sexy little creature.

Maisoons are usually single because it's rare, almost impossible, to find someone who can handle their hotness. Also, Maisoons are usually envied by less popular people.
Guy 1: DAMN! Look at that sexy mama!!! Who could she be?
Guy 2: Oh damn! No doubt she's a Maisoon. Way out of our leagues, bruh.

Girl: Babe, won't you get with me already?
Guy: Sorry, babe. You're not Maisoon enough for me.
by sexypieceofass September 8, 2011
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Lucius Malfoy

Superb piece of crumpet and little Draco's daddy. Nuff Said!
Lucius Malfoy is a superb piece of crumpet
by LadyLupinBlack March 7, 2005
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Bob Malcolm

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.
Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"
Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"
by Zante06 December 18, 2007
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draco malfoy

harry potter's bitch
random person: oh, who's that?
me: that's harry potter's bitch, name is draco, draco malfoy
by satan's friend August 31, 2017
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mabsoc

Mildly Amusing But Still On Chair

(Something that is relatively funny but not so hilarious to make one fall off one's chair.)
That is totally mabsoc.
by VanClem May 23, 2011
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Mailson Mandela

Referring to Nelson Mandela who was in prison for 27 years. Mailson is referring to losing your mail key and unable to check your mail for an extended amount of time.
Nick: so what did you think of the muppets on ice show?

Ryan: Mailson Mandela. I missed it because the tickets were in my mailbox.
by HarersRinTheBuilding June 28, 2011
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