citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.

I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!

by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013

unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone

Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(

by TheCity_ December 2, 2016

High Maintenance

Alyce Gray

Alyce Gray is high maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 20, 2020

Jonny From Maintenance

When someone uses mechanical lubricants to masturbate

Greg got caught pulling a Jonny From Maintenance with the 10w30

by The Roc Nights March 21, 2019

Maintenancology

A made up type of schooling some assholes came up with to feel better about their pointless jobs. Most likely some dickhead with a stupid 1st name like Kevin or Eric.

Eric is so full of shit he told me he had a doctorate in Maintenancology.

by Hardrockr2113 July 17, 2019

Coal Maintenence

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.

Exquisite coal maintenence

by 6@6 July 13, 2010

low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.

When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.

by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003