lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.

The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.

by Babooooo September 25, 2006

genetic lottery winner

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.

Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

by thatstu8ffdefined September 20, 2017

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010

Lottery

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

by darthdano February 13, 2009

Luttersh

you’re doing a tiktok trend on Fluttershy from My Little Pony.

Oh! I wonder what Fluttershy’s name would look like if I removed the first and last letter of it!

by babytofuu August 19, 2021

Urban Lottery

The process of a group of friends/colleagues/family members etc. to search for the meanings of their names on UrbanDictionary.com. The "winner" of the Urban Lottery is the one who's 1st definition is the most positive.

My friends and I were on UrbanDictionary.com and I won the Urban Lottery!

by The Stott April 4, 2010