(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.
(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.
I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.
by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009
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I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.
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The "lonely question" is of the same meaning as "moral question".
It's a Chinese-English pun since "moral(伦理)" in some Chinese dislects has the same pronunciation of "lonely".
This phrase originated from a Chinese streamer, the greatest Kroraina philosopher "Wanyan Huide", and soon went viral on Chinese video platforms after showing up in her stream.
It's a Chinese-English pun since "moral(伦理)" in some Chinese dislects has the same pronunciation of "lonely".
This phrase originated from a Chinese streamer, the greatest Kroraina philosopher "Wanyan Huide", and soon went viral on Chinese video platforms after showing up in her stream.
"This is a lonely question."
"If your boyfriend falls in love with your dad, that will be a lonely question."
"If your boyfriend falls in love with your dad, that will be a lonely question."
by isleepallday November 9, 2023
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Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
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Friend: Hey, having a snowball fight tomorrow. Wanna join?
Me: No, tomorrow’s National Loneliness Day. I’m going to be crying in the corner, rethinking my past mistakes.
Me: No, tomorrow’s National Loneliness Day. I’m going to be crying in the corner, rethinking my past mistakes.
by seijuu October 26, 2019
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“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”
“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”
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