loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches

he a loaf.

by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.

"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"

by sharpiebs June 21, 2025

Loaf Man

A fat man at work who leaves a monsterous turd that requires the plunger to flush that resembles a loaf of bread

Me:Damn fat loaf man dropped a duece that looks like a babys arm

John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?

by ChinNutz September 23, 2009

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010

loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".

"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle

by cmikes March 24, 2007

loaf me

The slang word for saying "Love me"

Him: "Loaf me" Her: "i already Love you"

by Menaphos June 6, 2017