ghost load

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.

"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"

by Ghost Load August 24, 2014

Lock n' Load

1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.

2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.

1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"

2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".

by rallala June 2, 2008

LaDonna

A beautiful, yet unique person. Very unpredictable, but always the life of the party. Has a likeable personality and easy to get along with. Not the type of person you would like to be on their bad side. If she doesn’t like you she’ll let you know.

this party is a ladonna!

by serenity12 May 19, 2009

loadshat

To be the victim of load shedding. Another bright idea of the South African government to try "save" electricity by powering areas down randomly, issuing notices for power outages that are incorrect and then agreeing to a 53% price increase on electricity to force consumers to use less. What's the word that rhymes with midgets?

Ah fuck I've been loadshat again, the power's just gone off and the notice said it would only be off tomorrow. Glad I spent that 5 grand on a generator. Too bad the petrol price increase will bankrupt me if I keep using it. Guess I'll start making bead necklaces for all the tourists in 2010.

by BluePhoenix666 March 26, 2008

loadkill

A mangled heap of something that has fallen from the back of a vehicle onto the road.

That mattress is going to be loadkill in about ten seconds if you don't tie it down.

by Sterlinghetti October 21, 2009

Load Jockey

One hired to clean hot tubs, pools and other load intensive areas. These areas include vacation homes, rentals, hotels, motels and certain backyard shenanigan (oval office).

They went at it all night long in the hot tub....call the load jockey!

by Bob Guyton June 15, 2011

LADolescent

A British male (typically but not limited to the younger end of the teenage spectrum) that is undergoing a change in their behaviour at an attempt to achieve true LAD status.

Steve: Have you heard what Gary did yesterday?
Dave: No, please enlighten me...
Steve: Well, in an attempt to impress the rest of the lads he downed a pint of lager in less than 5 seconds followed by an Apple Sours chaser.
Dave: Good effort but room for improvement. A double Sammy B chaser instead would have displayed greater LADness. On the plus side, his banter has improved considerably over the last few months. - LADolescent

by s0lace October 20, 2011