Sterlinghetti's definitions

Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011

loadkill

A mangled heap of something that has fallen from the back of a vehicle onto the road.

That mattress is going to be loadkill in about ten seconds if you don't tie it down.

by Sterlinghetti October 21, 2009