Lex Lampayan

The basic name of a rich Filipino man. They normally tend to roam around the alley-ways of Tondo, Manila. Known to be chubby-tisoy and will hit you in the head and chula you. He can only play core but can never go offlane because he is a noob. His spirit animal is a hippo because if you mess with him, he will eat you like a watermelon

Hart: Hey man, who do you think you are?
Man: I am Lex Lampayan
Hart: Damn thats crazy

by Yun Oh! October 11, 2022

lapaëna

a machine that can change your height or weight.

I used my lapaëna to become 2 inches shorter.

by Spedian July 29, 2003

Lmaoade

n./v. A person has a beverage. While taking a drink, they are somehow made to laugh, and spit the drink out. Highly embarrassing.

*Guy laughs while taking a drink and spits it out.*

Other Guy: Ha! You just Lmaoaded!
guy: Total Lmaoade.

by albellington May 31, 2009

laparis

a raw ass nigga who raw dog lesli

damn laparis took my bitch

by lovelife1123 October 10, 2019

laPatte

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022

Pastry Lampard

Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'

John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen

by titan_po May 31, 2009

Lmaopaper

The l33t word used by pros to explain how funny they find the people in a game playing noob like.

Lmaopaper -> Laughing My Ass Off People Are Playing Extremly Retarted

Orgin from Laminated Paper

Closet Monster has changed name to Colin Snyder
Colin Snyder: Omg! Hax, you can't do that!
Kazix: Pwned!
Jedi.Toad: Wanna know the name of my hacks? Called skill!
Colin Snyder: Omfg!
Colin Snyder: OMFG! I googled it and nothing came up!
Noobcake: Lmaopaper! You suck!

by Shane18 November 14, 2006