Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.

by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020

alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.

I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.

by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

donnie llama

Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.

Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.

Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.

All hail the donnie llama.

Don is good, don is great!!!

I follow the teachings of the Donnie llama.

by Kay Cee September 14, 2006

Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

by Darxide December 30, 2004

Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.

I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.

by Manboobs September 13, 2007

Ungrateful Llama

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them.

It was good, until s/he pulled an ungrateful llama on me.

by Cal Aggie Marching Band-Uh! January 3, 2008