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Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
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Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.
'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'
by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009
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llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know
Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain
by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015
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donnie llama

Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.

Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.

Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
All hail the donnie llama.

Don is good, don is great!!!

I follow the teachings of the Donnie llama.
by Kay Cee September 14, 2006
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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).
Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)
by Darxide December 30, 2004
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Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.
I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.
by Manboobs September 13, 2007
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Llamas on a Stick

As a great young woman once said

"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"

or

"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"
by Siera Brooke January 23, 2009
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