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Statute of Limitations

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013
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analastic limit

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.
I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.
by Randy George August 23, 2011
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Facebook Limit Rule

The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."

Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"

Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
by jsea483 January 11, 2011
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limited too

A store for girly preteens (and young girls who think they're preteens) who think it makes them look like teenagers.
Preteen: Hey! Grandma won't pinch my cheeks and give me blankies if I wear Limited Too from head to toe! Then I'll look like a teenager! LOL YAYNESS!
by Mrs. Weird January 8, 2005
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limited

A limited movie means it has had a limited theater run, generally opening in less than 250 theaters, generally smaller films (such as arthouse pics) are released as limited.
Carry.Me.Home.LIMITED.SVCD.DVDSCR-Pv
by inane5 February 8, 2005
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The Limit

A extremely epic title given to one person per country. Yes,Anyone who is given this title is about 10 times greater then "The Shit" Anyone who has this title is a very remarkable and magnificent Individual. They possess a aura of astonishing great awesomeness that will just overwhelm you with awe. This duplicate was created to edit AznBlastoise's small error! Yes!, even legends make mistakes.
Common Thinker: so you must be "The Limit" in Orange County!

The Limit: Yeah, everything I do or am is pretty much "The Shit" I'm all maxed out man, it doesn't get any better then this.

Common Thinker: So, I heard you wrote a book on how to understand people.

The Limit:Yeah, I just got it published 2 weeks ago! It Instantly became "The Shit" 2 days after it was published.

Common Thinker: Your kidding me.. you are fantastic.
by xXAznBlastoiseXx November 17, 2010
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Shady Limited

The clothing line of white rapper, Eminem aka Slim Shady. Also known as Shady Ltd.
"Check out my new Shady Limited gear!"
by Jamie Kinder November 19, 2003
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