a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.

"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

Leans

Just an alternative for money. Cash, currency, bread, paper, green etc

I want to buy that but I ain't got the leans.
The toecutters took all the leans

by Patrick B Thumper July 28, 2006

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020

cutting lemons

A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)

A man often enjoys cutting lemons, especially when the woman responds or returns the favor.

by J.Bosco November 11, 2008

Pearl Lemons

When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.

"How's your dog doing?

-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"

by butt in the hole May 26, 2009

lemenschwiler

a word for usage in calling someone a name

you fucking lemenschwiler you need to pass out

by tom August 21, 2003