LB Contest

LB Contest (short for Lucky Bastard Contest) is a year-long competition in which two boys go to compete for dating the most girls.

Let's go for a LB Contest.

Oh my dad LOVES LB Contest.

by cocotones November 12, 2010

5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020

Headspace MD/LB

Headspace is where a partner in the group has a sort of alter ego where they enjoy slipping into the headspace of a younger child as a stress reliever. Most people in there little space( head space) call there caregiver( other partner) mommy or daddy. A mommy in a partnership is where the other partner has a mommy kink and is enjoyed being called mommy or mistress or miss and has the job of acting like a mommy when they’re in headspace but sometimes they have a mommy kink which makes the whole relationship kinkier. Perhaps the little of the partnership breaks a vase or is throwing a tantrum or says no or even brakes rules. Then the mommy in the group will punish them. Here’s an example (don’t forget the little always has consent and safe word and they can enjoy it)

Mommy: baby boy come here for a minute
Little: yes mommy ( in headspace MD/LB
Mommy: did you break one of my rules and eat those cookies with out permission.
Little: (starts to cry) I’m sorry mommy I need a punishment.
Mommy: come lay on my lap baby boy I’m going to spank you 25 times you will thank me after each one

Then you can picture the rest

by I have a huge mommy kink August 25, 2021

My Homie Lb

He's like a clockwork ninja

My homie LB, he's like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers.

by Annoying Piece of Shit? May 6, 2021

10,000 lb hand

If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.

Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.

Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?

I've got a 10,000 lb hand man

by herb311 March 23, 2005

my 600 lb life

It's a show full of discord mods.

I'm going to watch My 600 LB life

by dudemix123 February 5, 2022

9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003