laced

Having one or more STDs and not telling your sex partner

I wouldn't fuck her. She's laced with crabs

by DarkFOX09 March 20, 2007

laced

"laced" one might think of this word as HIGH NIGGA
but in this case its not. It means hella buff or Roman only because he is insanely buff or "laced"

Jake: hey nigga

roman: yo guyy what it is

jake:ohh sorry roman for staring you are incredibly LACED, have you been lifting

roman:yea i have braheem

jake:well ima dip set! peace

by roman merrell March 18, 2008

Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

by SickTwist February 4, 2012

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

laced

Dicking somone or getting dicked.

Joe said "Shit I am laced!" refering to losing his dope bag.
Then Joe laced Rishi by fucking his sister.

by Laced niga October 6, 2006

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011