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Get the laiders mug.Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.
Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"
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by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011
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The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
Get the The Ladder of Sex mug.To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.
A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
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Get the climb the corporate ladder mug.A small town in Delta, BC. One of the last gang-free havens of white people and nice forested areas that aren't filled with dead rape victims (like the forests of Surrey) in Greater Vancouver. You can generally roam the streets at 3 am in relative safety as the only crime frequenting the town is dumpster fires.
Outsider's see Ladner as a farm town because several farms exist to the east and to the south. Of course Ladnarians are known for embracing their farmer image through such actions as growing ridiculous dirty beards, not washing their hands until they get crusty and turn brown, entering stores without shoes and wearing wife-beaters around town. A typical Saturday night for the average Ladnarian consists of either hitting up The Landing Pub and associating with local retards or leaving Ladner to go someplace else. There are a few nice restaurants, however, including the renowned La Belle Auberge as well as Taverna Gorgona and Sharkey's (Greek and seafood at their finest).
Beside Ladner Leisure Centre, the local aquatic and fitness centre, you can find loads of rabbits that are the size of small dogs as well as potheads hanging at the skate park. There is not much in Ladner so it is really what you make of it.
Outsider's see Ladner as a farm town because several farms exist to the east and to the south. Of course Ladnarians are known for embracing their farmer image through such actions as growing ridiculous dirty beards, not washing their hands until they get crusty and turn brown, entering stores without shoes and wearing wife-beaters around town. A typical Saturday night for the average Ladnarian consists of either hitting up The Landing Pub and associating with local retards or leaving Ladner to go someplace else. There are a few nice restaurants, however, including the renowned La Belle Auberge as well as Taverna Gorgona and Sharkey's (Greek and seafood at their finest).
Beside Ladner Leisure Centre, the local aquatic and fitness centre, you can find loads of rabbits that are the size of small dogs as well as potheads hanging at the skate park. There is not much in Ladner so it is really what you make of it.
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Guy from Ladner: "I love the little forested area in the back of my house and the fact that its so serene when I go in there to blaze."
Guy from Surrey: "Shit man, I stay out of the forested area near my house. You never know what sort of corpses you will find in there. And it's not serene. I hear screams coming from deep in there every night."
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Guy with dirty hands as though he's just come from working in the fields (even though he's a student): "Hey wanna go light dumpster fires in Ladner tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure, first we can go to pick up some tampons from Save On Foods in our wife-beaters and soak them in lighter fluid."
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Ladner Girl: "Hey what do you wanna do tonight?"
Ladner Girl 2: "Well we could go to Vancouver or Richmond or even Surrey... Come to think of it, there is probably more going on in Tsawwassen even."
Guy from Ladner: "I love the little forested area in the back of my house and the fact that its so serene when I go in there to blaze."
Guy from Surrey: "Shit man, I stay out of the forested area near my house. You never know what sort of corpses you will find in there. And it's not serene. I hear screams coming from deep in there every night."
eg#2
Guy with dirty hands as though he's just come from working in the fields (even though he's a student): "Hey wanna go light dumpster fires in Ladner tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sure, first we can go to pick up some tampons from Save On Foods in our wife-beaters and soak them in lighter fluid."
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Ladner Girl: "Hey what do you wanna do tonight?"
Ladner Girl 2: "Well we could go to Vancouver or Richmond or even Surrey... Come to think of it, there is probably more going on in Tsawwassen even."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
Get the Ladner mug.Good example of Japanese over-engineering. The landcruiser is a legend for it's off-road capability, reliability, and overall quality. These trail-ready suvs are built to take abuse, decade after decade. I would not hesitate to drive a well-maintained 300,000+ mile landcruiser from coast to coast right now. You would have a better chance of reaching your destination breakdown- free than you would be in any brand new chevrolet or dodge.
I forded a river in my Landcruiser, it made it across just fine, oh, did I mention my family was riding along with me!!
by Maxhell65 December 18, 2011
Get the landcruiser mug.social ladder – n. Metaphorical ladder that nonlosers are continuously trying to climb.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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