Linager

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a linager last night

by Your Dad9351 October 29, 2011

langed

Being hung up on by your boss, usually in mid-sentence.

Hey Boss we have a truck down, what do you want....Boss? Boss? Boss? The Boss just langed me!

by ZalKath November 6, 2017

Langemo

A last name of an amazing family. They are sometimes assholse but good inside.

Langemos are great and fun.

by Asshole kicker July 29, 2018

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langelina

The thing Landon bowtie wants the most but can never have but he always on his knees begging for it

Man I just want langelina to be real

by Landonfavroiteperson April 8, 2019

Langed

To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager while pretending to misinterpret the rules of the bet: to welsh on a bet.

Joshua totally Langed Johnny in that side bet on that poker game! Classic Joshua

by Pokerrrr 2 May 23, 2020

lanadelreyputmeinamovie

a cool sexy gal who’s better than all of u and has another account where she posts a bunch of sh1tty stuff

i love lanadelreyputmeinamovie shes so hot and i would worship her shes literally god

by goddessathena July 25, 2021