When you’re out of town for work and get to come home for a few days and your lady won’t let go of your leg like a koala. Kind of endearing. Kind of problematic when cooking.
by Dirty Linda June 4, 2020
Get the Dirty Linda mug.At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.
by heartdestroyer911 August 12, 2016
Get the Landan mug.Most of lindas are quite, but a little loud around their friends. Linda is the cutest girl and sometimes lindas can be short😁 you should make her happy because she'll get you what you need😨. She love to help others❤. But sometimes she could be tuff🙄 but only if shes mad. Lindas have the most forgiveness heart❣. You should stuck with her and never let her go😣 cause you'll need her in ur life😭💍 she'll make you smile even if she's doing nothing💝 Don't make her mad😟! Cause she gets mad so easily but then she have the forgiveness heart💓She also really cares about others feeling, shes caring
Friend:"Hi, Linda"
Linda:"Hi😊"
Friend: "umm,I need to tell you something😢"
Linda:"ohh what is it😯, don't cry"
Friend:"I told someone who ur crush is😢 and now i guees we're not friends😭"
Linda:"sigh, it's okay because it won't make any change, and don't cry sweetie bcause to me i think your more important 😢💖
Linda:"Hi😊"
Friend: "umm,I need to tell you something😢"
Linda:"ohh what is it😯, don't cry"
Friend:"I told someone who ur crush is😢 and now i guees we're not friends😭"
Linda:"sigh, it's okay because it won't make any change, and don't cry sweetie bcause to me i think your more important 😢💖
by Queen L👑 June 7, 2018
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Get the lindau mug.1. Italian for "cute girl"
2. A name
3. A weapon that WILL destroy ISIS or anything she is turned against
2. A name
3. A weapon that WILL destroy ISIS or anything she is turned against
You are really anoying me right now! I thin that I'll call Linda and use her against you, if you don't shut up!
by M&MREC December 16, 2015
Get the Linda mug.A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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