kangaroo

A person who cares for children (in Spain).

Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.

by Manolo_in_Zaragoza October 28, 2011

Kangaroo Jack

A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

kangaroo moonshoot

Masturbation whilst jumping on the bed or from bed to bed in a hotel and orgasming at the peak of the jump.

Tom: I made reservations at the Holiday Inn.
Kelvin: Dude, you have to change them because I did a kangaroo moonshoot in room 213 and hit the ceiling.

by tangoS April 26, 2014

kangaroo party

A three way between three women. This phrase comes from the fact that kangaroos have three vaginas and threeways are always a party.

Sariah: Hey Maria and Yolanda do you gals wanna have a kangaroo party tonight?
Yolanda: Ya I will bring some dental dams.

by Thara like Sara with a lisp June 30, 2016

kangaroo clipper

When your banging her up the ass as you jump up and down on on the bed. Then jump up and two foot her in the back smashing her into the headboard

Having fun doing the kangaroo clipper

by Firefunnies July 2, 2017

kangaroo balls

Really long bouncy testicles

"Had sex with Pete, the overly good looking 50 year old,and he had right kangaroo balls."

by whyamihere February 4, 2018

Kangaroo Cop

A police officer who goes crazy for no reason.

“He shot her for no reason! They should fire that kangaroo cop.”

by Paigala October 29, 2019