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fart knocker

n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders
by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002
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knocker locker

by aaron June 6, 2004
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dodge knocker

noun (doj noker)
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person

Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.
That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,

or,

Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.
by Aeros2 May 24, 2012
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rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.
"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"
by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015
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knocker rocker

A nice little knocker rocker and then I came on her face. It was epic.
by Kran zee pants August 17, 2010
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slobber knocker

Made famous by JR (Jim Ross) of WWE. Used to describe a pro wrestling match that was bound to turn into a slugfest either due to the size and strength of the competitors, the level of heat generated by a feud leading up to the match, or both.
King (high-pitched excited tone): Now we got this Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell Match!!

JR: King, that’s gonna be one hell of a slobber knocker and business is damn sure about to pick up. Sorry Mama.
by Brisco Brothers Body Shop October 1, 2020
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Thob Knocker

A Thob Knocker (Thabioum Knockulus) was made by a man named Ben Burk and his younger cousin Logan Green in early 2018. Ben and Logan were playing roblox and some retard was tryna bully them so Ben came up with the quickest insult he cloud think of. Thus Thob Knocker was born. Ben and Logan both thought the new name should define a fucking idiotic queer.
by Ben McDaft April 3, 2020
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