klutch

A well known computer gamer featured in a range of eSport media.

arn't you klutch from the movies?

by theCPL June 27, 2007

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Klutchy

A dumb fuck who needs the shit beat out of them with a golf club.

Wow, he is such a klutchy!

by dknockyo December 5, 2009

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klutz

someone who cuts themselves whilst slicing a beigal

Jane " that Robbie is such a klutz"
Chrissy " He cut himself whilst slicing a beigal again didn't he"

by Rummage kerfuffle October 21, 2007

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Another word for a Soviet Spy that enjoys spending his, her or its free time playing basketball and soccer with Americans to gain more intelligence from them. They usually like long walks on the beach and science/math.

Kutsenok reporting for duty.

Let's go play basketball Kutsenok!

Stalin would be proud Kutsenok.

by Arturo Llozano von Gradonvichz November 1, 2011

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Klutaaft

An unwanted piece of shit who exists in this world whose sole reason of living is to die. They tend to want to be loved by their friends, but will ultimately be declined just due to their stupid fat piece of shit nature. All Klutaafts should go fuck themselves in a well.

They can also be described as an unwanted abortion who managed to climb out of the sewers only to live up to become a disgusting abomination to nature, or mankind.

Klutaaft: I love you!

Friend: Kluutaft...(Stupid Ass.)

by TupacisSoul May 31, 2015

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