A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.
Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?
Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.
Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.
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Originally performed in Cleveland, Wisconsin. When you create a ice cream sundae on the breasts of a female ( or male, whatever floats your boat), and proceed to lick it clean. Usually consists of ice cream, whipped cream, bananas, chocolate and strawberry syrup, and nuts. Not your nuts, peanuts.
Girl: "What're we going to have for dessert sweetie?"
Guy: "I don't know about you, but I'm having a god damn Cleveland Sundae!"
Guy: "I don't know about you, but I'm having a god damn Cleveland Sundae!"
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constipated ass of your lover to preform
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Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.
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John: Hey Andy, have you been to Cleveland lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. That city has a lot more hills in it than you would think.
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. That city has a lot more hills in it than you would think.
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