Klürgussy

anything you want it to be - yesterday, grandmas meat curtains, a wet dream, Michigan salt man, your mood after spaghetti. Anything you want it to be.

(Klürgussed, Klürgussin, Klürgensaw)

Big red at the smoke shop would be a curdled Klürgussy if he knew what the phantom phranks did last night.

by TripleLayerMeatCurtainChalupa February 3, 2023

klawgourioues

Klawgourioues is like a klawg but x50.

Klawgourious is used when klawg just isnt enough for the moment. It’s also the name of onceler’s alcoholic mother.
For example;

“Bro what the ACTUAL FUCK KLAWGOURIOUES.”
“Whats your problem klawgouriues.”

by Kyluvs July 4, 2023

klarq

A klarq is a term for a man with a small penis. Usually in the shape of a pencil or baby carrot.

I just had sex with this guy who had a total klarq!!!

by Scrotum Breath September 13, 2009

klarice

Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".

Wow! That girl is wearing a lot of lipgloss! She must be a Klarice

by Heather June 23, 2014

Klara

Definitely has a phat cock

Damn that’s girl’s got a phat hog, must be a Klara!

by Cheetochaz January 17, 2022

klang

When you fall on your face trying to catch a football in front of three hot women. Then you go dumpster diving, find clothes that fit you, and keep them.

I pulled a Klang the other day

by Anonymous DD September 22, 2006

klarb

verb
to raise a number to a power of itself

3 klarbed is 27
5 klarbed is 3125

by Klotz September 14, 2003