key

The small metal implements that hang on your keyring to lock and unlock your vehicle. also used when some non driving hick parks too close to your car and you, in a fit of rage, need to reach for your sharpest key and scrape the shit out of that car.

toss a brick through his window!

by billybobjoecletusclem. May 23, 2004

Key

Key is the new word at Girls High school. It's the new cool, and mint. I know that it's usual meaning is an object used to unlock doors. But no! It is the newest slang for cool.

What a 'key' party! <-- thats so bad ass

by superguapo May 28, 2008

key

A huge fucking amount of coke (cocaine for you crackas) that some addicts would kill for. Worth A LOT of dough!

Yo home dog, i hid the key in my spare tire. The fuzz wud never think to look there.

by Gangsta (jk) April 8, 2008

key key

It is a really retarded cat computer that looks like a cat and acts like a cat most likly owned by a furry named Devan the cat boy.

KEY! KEY! Not against my wall.

by allen November 30, 2004

Keying

Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door

Hey you want to go keying with me after school today

by Nazi germany January 28, 2017

keys

another way to say 'car'

Dude, I'm getting my G2 as soon as I can cuz I'm hoping to get some keys.

by so__turquoise August 31, 2009

Keys

Those freaking things that you need to start your car but can never find because either you A) gave them to somebody to hold onto them so you wouldn't lose them. or B) held onto yourself but now can't find because the Trix Rabbit stole them.

"Dang it, I lost my keys again."

"Oh shoot, The Trix Rabbit payed me a visit"

by Shooter24242 July 23, 2010