keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013

KFC Kelly

Resident friendly AJ lover from the Seymour, Victoria region.

Somewhat mythical somewhat accurate.

Her tally and the stories from the lads grows with each year.

A fat slut from pucka who works at KFC and has literally fucked half the army

KFC Kelly loves a good train.

by 691989 April 11, 2019

Kellee

A hot sexy individual whom everyone likes. Very popular, but lots of people get jealous of her! Can be very kind, but can also be the biggest bitch!

"Man...that girl was a Kellee dawg!"

by k from k-town December 9, 2008

Kelly

Kelly is the cutest girl I have ever seen. She is the love of my life. I love my kelly so much and I never want to loose her. Kelly deserves all of me. She gives me the best treatment as a couple and I will always love her so much

Kelly you are so cute

by Joey dub October 20, 2019

Kelly K

Fine blondes with ass and sass. A full blown Kelly K doesnt listen to lame music, smokes good kush and makes black victoria secret look fucking good. Natural blondes only. She knows how to roll cones too.

"Lido or Siesta?"
"I just want to go wherever the Kelly Ks are"

by ccasherr May 12, 2017

Kelly

Kelly: She is the most beautiful woman that could have ever walked into my life, She knows how to make you smile when you want to cry. Her smile could stop a thousand hearts from beating, She makes you laugh till you cry and she always leaves you wanting more. There are really no words to explain how she can make you feel inside but when you see her or talk about her it shows on your face, She is irreplaceable. She is the woman you'd want to wake up to every morning of every day.

Kelly: My future wife, My world.

by A.M.D June 11, 2012

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007