when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.
by dan181 January 08, 2011
A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
by fulfreez August 16, 2010
when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night
she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
by therealtsquared December 29, 2010
a cheeky sket who lies to her fans and is racist to british people. a muff muncher and a right lezza who sucks up to other lads when she has a boyfriend.
“ew cheeky sket”
“who? trinity keller?”
“yeah she’s a right muff muncher, chomping on shamima’s inflated clit yeh”
“who? trinity keller?”
“yeah she’s a right muff muncher, chomping on shamima’s inflated clit yeh”
by cheekysket April 30, 2019
It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.
by Miller Time September 13, 2006
by Tlaloc November 13, 2007
MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!
by Big Luv and Happy March 03, 2008