Keistermaxxing is the art of increasing the volumetric capacity of your rectum by progressively keistering objects with larger and larger volumes.
Person 1: Yo bro, I heard you set a new keister pr yesterday. 1.4 gallons, not bad.
Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
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Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.
I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!
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1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018
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It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂
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