Kaner

An Afrikaner (South African citizen who speaks Afrikaans), particularly a modern, city-dwelling Afrikaner.

Check those Kaners sitting over there with their Brandy & Coke.

by Gob Bluth, Illusionist April 20, 2009

Kaiser

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Kaizer

Over zealous or moronic. In need of guidance and constant approval and attention.

Anal retentive personality

That person is a kaizer, constantly spamming forums and seeking attention.

by Bobtentpeg July 20, 2008

Kainen

Funny, Smart, Good Friend, Multi Personally Person.

Some Guy-"Kainen Is Such A Good Guy"

by WhatIsANickname June 2, 2018

Kaizer

A Puerto-Rickie with ADHD that has a tendency to get dumped.

Teacher: Can someone define ADHD?
Chad: Kaizer lol.

by FrostyFrozone05 July 14, 2019

Kaiser Soze

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

by dirtystan August 8, 2006

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016