The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.
"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 02, 2009
Jordans are the best of the best!
To find one is like finding burried treasure
jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
To find one is like finding burried treasure
jordans are those people u just wanna have in your life, and there is no you shouldent love a JORDAN!!
"boys boys boys guess what?"
"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
"what?"
There is a jordan on the market"
this starts a large brawl over her
by Danomatic#4<3 October 27, 2010
by Bellybopthe3rd October 05, 2013
jordan is a king among men. he’s like the brad pitt of his generation. everyone he meets wants to suck his dick. those that are lucky enough to actually be allowed this privilege almost have a heart attack at the sight of his massive massive gigantic penis. if he deems you worthy of actual real-life sex, you’d better be prepared, because he knows what he’s doing. he’ll fuck your mcfuckin brains out. he’s sexy as hell and could literally get whatever he wanted by seducing whoever he needs to get it from. his eyes are gorgeous and perfect and mesmerizing, his hair always looks perfect even when he thinks it’s a disaster bc he’s oblivious to how attractive he is. he also could be a stripper or a firefighter based solely on appearance and strength. but also he’s smart and clever and curious and has a million incredible ideas all the time and it’s so cool to hear all of them :)) is there anything he could do to be more perfect? definitely not. except maybe kiss his girlfriend (who is the luckiest person in the universe) 10 times more. if you end up with a jordan, make sure you never lose him!!!!
girl #1: holy shit did you see that guy
girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh i’d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off
girl #1: .....
girl #1: you fuckin right, let’s get it
girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho
girl #2: yeah what the FUCK he was sexy as FUCK oooooh i’d let that jordan paint me in marshmallow cream then lick it all off
girl #1: .....
girl #1: you fuckin right, let’s get it
girl #3 (probably named veronica): bitches better back tf off my man, good idea tho
by macaroniiiiiiica October 29, 2018
A subpar basketball player with the fattest most massive caboose in the world. He’s a fine dark skinned man and can pull everyone including your mom.
by Baby_Jay3290 January 05, 2022
an actual lad that every one wants to do things with. he is a legend the strongest man ever he actually makes straight men gay when he walks past, any girl loves a Jordan
by thelad69420eshaybrahyaogdayigp June 24, 2021
someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)
he must her Jordan!
by hisgal January 17, 2011